Here at AUX, we salute great music writing wherever we find it. If that’s the “amps, pedals” section of Saskatoon’s classified gear-swapping site Kijiji, so be it.
Members of doomy psych-rocking prairie dogs Shooting Guns first pointed out this amazing ad for a Traynor bass head and cab, though they swear they had nothing to do with it. $1,700 for the set seems like a reasonable price, but the lascivious description by the anonymous amp owner that sounds like it could have been ripped from the lyrics of Tenacious D truly seals the deal:
[pullquote]Traynor sex machine. This mother f*cker will blow so much sound into your ear pussies, it will leave the audience wanting more. If you ever want to get laid as a bass player, you need the f*cking big sound this bitch pumps out. This amp is not for hipsters but for those who worship satan and his f*cking glorious noise. Serious offers only, no pussies.
Seriously though, it’s like brand new barely used and sounds great![/pullquote]
As of this posting there have only been 42 page visits, so if you live near Saskatoon and want to sound like the Brotherhood of the Ram, get on it.