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Talk about your tough calls. On the one hand, you got a long-running, widely respected group who’ve been called ‘the most popular rock and roll band of the 90s”…but then you got the dude who raps about only eating mayonnaise. Full disclosure, I didn’t really ‘get’ Sophie’s Choice until this moment. Big deal, she’s gotta choose which of her kids is gonna die. Call me when she’s got to choose between Stone Gossard’s tasty licks and Chuggo rapping about his dick.
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Last month, it was finally confirmed by an international team working out of the University of Geneva that playing the piano for any length of time can be seriously harmful to your heterosexuality. Tragically, many otherwise straight doctoral candidates were irrevocably gay-ified and converged on the university library, where they immediately started checking out Proust in droves. No progress without cost, as they say.
And finally, the question we’ve all been asking since time immemorial:
Who are we? Where are we going? What is the meaning of life? Is Obama the cyborg Antichrist? In the darkest nights of the soul, when these questions torment you and keep you from enjoying the Love It or List It: Vancouver marathon, it’s good to know you can always count on the brain trust at Yahoo! Answers for solace. These online geniuses know everything there is to know about everything, and that includes music. We trawled through the music section to bring you the best, hardest-hitting inquiries that Yahoovians could muster. I’m sure we’ll all be smarter for it!