Hair metal aside, there aren’t a lot of heavy metal love songs, making it hard for the long-haired in all of us to show our special someone how we really feel on Valentine’s Day.
Luckily, someone’s thought of the solution: Metal Valentines.
Timewarrior’s Heavy Metal Heroes Valentines Day Cards are exactly what the sound like: a set of sentimental cards you can pass along to brighten up your otherwise grim love-life.
The actual cards sold out a while ago, but the whole set’s worth appreciating even with the digital watermark. From King Diamond’s Melissa-themed beckon to Ronnie James Dio’s “Rainbow in the Dark,” these cards definitely stray more to the classic metal side, but hell if we haven’t already printed a couple copies of the Mötörhead card.