No one knows what compels guitarists, aspiring or professional, to swing their guitars around their necks the second they pick up an axe. Some say it’s a defense mechanism, to deter would-be thieves and overzealous fans. Some say it’s a mating ritual, designed to impress members of the opposite sex. Others, specifically automotive engineer Ferdinand Porsche, say “A formally harmonious product needs no decoration; it should be elevated through pure form.” Pfft, yeah right, like there’s a good song out there that can’t be made better through some bitchin’ guitar spins! Anyway, if you absolutely need to perform a guitar spin, invest in one of these, lest you end up like the poor swingers above.