The PR firm responsible for Satan’s own preferred airline, United Airlines, probably hasn’t had the most stress-free year, but now they’re going to have to work overtime to mollify the fanbases of both hip-hop (sizeable) and dogs (99.8% of humanity).
Already deeply unpopular among musicians, the reputation-challenged airline somehow managed to put Schoolboy Q’s dog—named Yeeerndameanon—the wrong flight. Luggage is one thing, but losing a dog requires a special talent for ineptitude. Guess that’s how United manage to keep putting those numbers up.
You guys r idiots @united HOW U PUT MY DOG ON THE WRONG FLIGHT???? I need answers
— ScHoolboy Q (@ScHoolboyQ) July 14, 2017
We want to look into this further. Please DM us the airway bill. ^MD https://t.co/Y6hG6uklaR
— United (@united) July 14, 2017
Twitter users were volunteering to provide a crack squad of their own in response to the lost pupper:
My seal will take the shores pic.twitter.com/vhSXCUNlK8
— Alessandro Flores (@WhosABitch) July 15, 2017
The A-Team was ready to put in some work, but they’ll have to stand down for now. Or sit, as the case may be.