Twitter has increasingly become a carousel of depressing news. It’s impossible to spend more than five seconds on the app without seeing a soul-crushing development, and it’s enough to make one want to delete their account altogether. Or reimagine Donald Trump’s buffoonery online as Smash Mouth fandom.
Y'all, you won't believe this, but I figured out why Trump always puts random words in quote marks. It's a secret message!!! pic.twitter.com/xFpWwmrwnw
— Danny Page (@DannyPage) July 25, 2017
Drumpf’s hilarious overuse of scare quotes was repurposed by @DannyPage to make it look like the sociopath-in-chief was tweeting lyrics to “All Star.”
Of course, the quotation marks are fabricated. This is how far we have to go to experience some fleeting joy and pleasure in this world. Someone please keep doing this so we can chuckle again for a few seconds.
Until then, give yourself a four-minute break from daily misery to indulge in the finer things in life: