32 music themed Ugly Christmas Sweaters

All you want for Christmas is Harry Styles? Honestly, us too. But as friends obviously! Plus, Styles is too busy kissing James Corden to even care about our mistletoe. This one's sold out basically everywhere, so at this point we're even prepared to settle for, like, Liam Payne.

We Belieb this might be a fire hazard, but lucky for you, it's seemingly long-since sold out. An obviously unofficial bit of merchandise, all this bad boy's lacking is a matching Selena shirt. Wonder if the lights flicker to the beat of Bieber's "Mistletoe"? Guess we'll never know... Maybe that's our Christmas wish?

Honestly, we could probably do an entire list of just Drake sweaters. Call it the corn factor – he's corny, he knows it, he owns it, and then other people use that to sell stuff. But to be honest, we'd wear this. We'd wear the hell out this. Because when those sleigh bells ring, you know it can only mean one thing... *extremely will ferrell voice* SAAAAAAANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

There are dozens more. We're not exaggerating. And even though we're pretty far out from Hotline Bling memes (not even Norm Kelly is shameless enough to dig those up now) you still shouldn't be too surprised if you see someone wearing a variation on this theme this year. And, whatever: Drake rules, the holidays rule. Let people live.

We're not sure if the lovely lady on this shirt lands on the naughty or nice list, but here's hoping she can sit by a warm fire because damn it looks cold out there. Maybe don't wear this one to your family dinner, but maybe it's fair game for Friendsmas?

Yule be the talk of the town with this Christmas F*cking Miracle. Get it? Because "yule" sounds like "you'll" and this sweater is a direct reference to the music video for their song "Christmas F*cking Miracle." It's a cool shirt though, yeah? Look at Mike's face! The only thing killer about that grin is his smile.

How about an Ugly Christmas Sweater...vest? This one-ups their "Run the Yules" shirt from year's past, and forget the chimney: This lets your pipes do the talking. Your arms, we mean — don't be gross! Sure, the middle finger's a bit much for your work party... unless it isn't? God, Run the Jewels rule.

The original Dabbing Santa shirt. This bad boy's gone on to raise tens of thousands of dollars to a good cause, and even if dabbing is a little passé at this point, you're about to learn that Santa hasn't gotten the memo yet, because this is a Tity Boi tradition with no signs of letting up.

Santa hasn't stopped dabbing on 2 Chainz sweaters but this new iteration adds the infamous Trap House into the mix. Does it have a chimney? No matter — with his reindeer seemingly retired, Santa's liable to roll up in his Caddy instead. Obviously you've got to opt for the power pink here.

Yeah, that's right: Another new Dabbing Santa shirt. While the last one pays pretty excellent tribute to 2 Chainz's trap house, this one riffs on his unfortunate ankle injury. And if Tity Boi can tour on crutches and in a wheelchair, whose to say Santa can't make his rounds in the same way? Honestly, the elves and reindeer do most of the work anyways. (Please don't tell Santa we said that).

Uzi's more elf than Santa — yes, that's a joke about his height — but could you imagine what a Jolly St. Nick he'd be? We all know that beneath his gloomy exterior there's a dude that seems to straight-up love life. And what a giving Kringle he'd be! Uzi loves his fans almost as much as they love him. We're obviously huge fans, which is why this is here, because yes, we can tell that it's actually a t-shirt.

Tom DeLonge won't be home for Christmas because he's out building spaceships and chasing aliens. Mark Hoppus will be there, though, hopefully ripping killer dad jokes and looking for himself on Google Maps. Hey, it worked once! Wear this when you're forced to bring a little cheer around the people you otherwise can't stand (all year). You know, because Christmas time is here.

This is the only sweater on this list that comes with closed captioning, but as an unexpected twist to Cher's often cryptic and sometimes impossible to decipher Twitter presence, we'll take it. It's maybe not as fashionable as Cher's usual wardrobe, but then again, what is? Wear this if you believe in life (cake) after love (pie).

Fall Out Boy's new album was supposed to be out this fall, boy, but it never did quite make it. And we still don't have it! So why not compensate with this sweet sweat shirt. Order now and you'll probably almost definitely get it before M A N I A drops.

What we wouldn't give for 5 Seconds of Summer (heat) right now, am I right people? You know, because it's cold? Anyways, while we could make a Global Warming joke here, that would be inappropriate, so instead why don't we just warm up with this fresher than fresh snow sweater?

Look like an American Idiot, even when the holidays hit! Other jokes we considered for this include: "Wake me up, when December ends." "Boulevard of Christmas Trees." "It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's white, I hope you see some snow on your flight (home, for the holidays)." There's also probably a Donald Trump joke here but, you know, too easy? MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Goes great with Dr. Pepper. But all jokes aside, this is one hell of a pun. Wonder how the rest of that parody would go? Maybe something like: "Welcome to the jingle we got fun and games He knows everything you've done and he's written down your names" We tried.

Losing Angus this year hurt. Like, a lot. If you're paying tribute to the guitar god this holiday season, maybe rock this with your finest pair of schoolboy short shorts. Just don't duckwalk too close to those chestnuts on the open fire — these sweaters tend to get a little pill-y and, therefore, kind of flammable.

A picture of Morrissey trying to kiss himself. Perfect. Be careful ordering this one online, and be sure to keep your receipt. Because being that this is Morrissey, there's a good chance your order will end up being cancelled. That's kind of his thing! Well, that and being hella problematic. At least we know this one won't itch, since there's no chance in hell it's made out of wool.

Chances are your dad will tear up if he unwraps this on Christmas, if not because of what a fantastic gift it makes than because he's having an LSD flashback. But no matter how choked up he gets, stand strong: Dark Side of the Moon only kind of synchs up with The Wizard of Oz.

Is this a cover of Taylor Swift's Christmas sweater? Is that joke still funny? Will Ryan Adams finally unblock our Editor on Twitter? None of these are questions we can answer. It's a pretty neat sweater though, right? Like, we'd totally wear it. Our editor especially. (Please unblock him, Ryan. He's really sorry).

It's hard to call anything Kacey Musgraves does ugly (DO YOU REMEMBER THAT WEDDING??), but we're such suckers for all things Kacey that we had to include this on the list. Merry Christmas Y'all, indeed. Follow your arrow and wear this year round, if you want. Bonus points to the designers on those cacti, too. They're like pricklier Christmas trees, and you could totally hang an ornament off them if you wanted. Just be careful taking them off...

Gross band fronted by gross dude releases gross shirt. We're not surprised that Attilla pulled a move like this but we're equal opportunists here, and when it comes to Ugly Christmas Sweaters, they don't get much uglier than this. If you buy this, maybe just do everyone a favour and burn it instead of wearing it. It's that bad.

Look! Santa's kneeling! Like the football guys! Nas is getting political on this one, but if Donald Trump asks, just say that Santa's tying his shoes or something, because honestly, with his whole "war on Christmas" rhetoric and Twitter's new 280 character limit, who has time for the response this'll get? Not us, that's for sure.

God bless Gucci Mane, even if he's mayyyyybe a clone. Is there any better way to celebrate Christmas than by honouring a dude with the word BRRR tattooed on his face? Because sure, the weather out there is frightful, but Gucci's oh so delightful! After all, dude is the Atlanta Santa.

We had to give the Atlanta Santa his props, so here's another one from Jolly St. Brickmas himself. If your grandparents ask, just tell them that Brickmas is, like, a charity thing. It's like Habitat for Humanity, but with better rims on their trucks and a surprising amount of cough syrup in the egg nog.

Okay, so it's not music related, but can you blame us? The first season of Stranger Things has maybe the most iconic Christmas lights scene since Chevy Chase lit up the Griswold house. Wear this and celebrate the ELEVEN days of Christmas. (And in the Ugly Christmas Sweater spirit, we will NOT be apologizing for that pun).

Can you buy this? Probably not. Could you pull it off if you could? Not unless your name was Snoop Dogg. Leave it to the Doggfather to wear something that'd make your dad blush and make it look cool. Of course, part of that might be that massive blunt in his mouth. Not that we'd expect anything less from the D-O DOUBLE G.

Martin Shkreli approved. Too soon? Too bad. Because he's in jail, and he sucks. This shirt, however, does not. Understated, at least as far as something called an Ugly Christmas Sweater can be, this is the bee-coloured item of the Clan stan in your life's dreams. "Snow falls everywhere around me, DREAM, get the cookies, Santa Santa Claus, y'all!" (Sorry).

Wu-Tang have enough members to staff Santa's workshop and they've got the merchandise output to match. And sure, dude in this picture isn't quite rocking the Wu-Tang symbol (those thumbs...) but even if you biff it worse than him, all eyes will be on this sweater anyways. Honestly, yellow on this is fresh as hell.

That Wu-Tang media empire we talked about? You'd better BELIEVE it extends to their solo careers. This one's a little much if we're being honest but kudos to M-E-T-H-O-D MAN on the branding. Wonder if he'll wear this on an episode of Drop the Mic? Now, to find a Redman version.

Snow, snow, snow, SNOWTORIOUS. Admit it, you giggled. And sure, there's an incredible corn factor with this Notorious B.I.G. riff, but what's Christmas if not a time to let out your inner-dad joke? "Santa Santa Santa, can't you see. The children shout your name with glee. And I just love your flashy sled, this is why I leave out cookies before bed..." Ok, lost it there at the end, but you get the gist.