Liam Gallagher is a lot of things: rock star, expert shit-talker, and adoring younger sibling to his big brother Noel. Well, maybe ‘adoring’ is a little strong, but there’s also another side to Liam Gallagher that we need to talk about, alongside the legacy of Oasis music and having a big mouth: the man is almost definitely responsible for the greatest music journalism headlines of the past two decades.
Gallagher was recently interviewed by GQ, and as usual delivered more hilarious soundbites in one interview than most artists can put out in 20, best evidenced by WhatsApp Ricky:
Whatsapp Ricky pic.twitter.com/CYB5BqM4wd
— Yasmin (@YasminHarveyy) August 8, 2017
A new Gallagher interview calls for a celebration, so what better time to look back on some of Liam’s greatest headline hits? Liam headlines can generally be classified into four distinct categories.
Things Liam Gallagher would rather do:
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Liam Gallagher would rather...
Eat his own shit.
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Liam Gallagher would rather...
Shoot himself in the balls.
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Liam Gallagher would rather...
Work at McDonald's
Football and candy-related near-death experiences:
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Liam vs...
Maradona
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Liam vs...
M&Ms
Insulting bands, artists, and personalities
(This accounts for about 65% of all Gallagher journalism:)
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Liam Gallagher vs...
Idris Elba
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Liam Gallagher vs...
Beyoncé's... ass.
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Liam Gallagher vs...
Daft Punk.
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Liam Gallagher vs...
Damon Albarn.
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LiamHatesCarpoolKaraoke
Brotherly, uh… love?
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He's-A-C---
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NoelTraitor
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Potato-Bro
Don’t worry, that’s how you know they love each other.
Salute to the man responsible for keeping music headlines fresh, 23 years on from Definitely Maybe.
