This puppet is a better dancer than you

By now, we’ve seen our fair share of inanimate objects covering “Despacito,” from a squealing rubber chicken to Justin Bieber — sorry, but that was too easy.

Nonetheless, that’s nothing compared to this puppet, which, through a combination of deft marionette work and what we can only assume to be some modern Pinocchio witchery, dances basically better than anyone I have ever met, and there are two professional dancers in my family.

Also — give it up to that puppeteer. Not only is she also a better dancer than you, but look how much fun she’s having? Electric, inspiring stuff.

Here’s that Rubber Chicken video we mentioned, just in case you somehow haven’t seen it yet: