Need someone to cry at an upcoming funeral, burial, internment requiem, or entombment your fear will be sparsely attended? Don’t worry, Facebooker Sylvester Ricardo Moss has you covered:
Only $100 for real Bahamian hollering? Not bad—that’s the kind of service that usually runs you north of $300, at least before the professional mourning industry started to get saturated a few years back. Jump on the Moss’s “Summer Special” pricing plan soon, unless you’re the kind of high roller who can afford to fly in Liu Jun-Lin.