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This song lyric generator can craft Justin Bieber songs about your creepy uncle

September 10, 2014

Is your dream crafting your own Taylor Swift, Beyoncé, or Eminem song? Or creating a song of the summer? Or making a ballad for your main squeeze with minimal work? These are all things we dream about. Don’t you?

It’s all available on this song lyric generator, which has users pick a genre or artist to emulate, enter some words, and then – bam! – out comes a full, original song. On a scale of one to ten, the entertainment value here is about one thousand.

Read some examples below & get busy on your own. If you make a keeper, consider adding music and uploading a video to the emulator’s YouTube playlist. It could use some extra content (even though what’s there is GOLDEN).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=playlist?list=PLz6SsxgSaF9ouMZnPxBc72BB2EdhURKXm

Here are some of our favourites.

What Do You Want To Be Princess Leia?
In the style of The Village People
by VanCOOLver

Where can you find pleasure?
Search the world for treasure?
Where can you grab me a bag of chips?
Make your dreams all come true?
Where can you lend me a few bucks?

In the supermarket!
Yes, you can grab me a bag of chips!
In the supermarket!
Yes, you can lend me a few bucks!
In the supermarket!
Come on now Princess Leia , make a stand.
In the supermarket!

Princess Leia, grab me a bag of chips.
I said, Princess Leia, lend me a few bucks.

It’s strong to break in the supermarket.
It’s strong to break in the supermarket.

They have running shoes,
You can grab me a bag of chips.

It’s strong to break in the supermarket.
It’s strong to break in the supermarket.

They have biker gloves,
You can lend me a few bucks.

Princess Leia, are you listening to me?
I said, Princess Leia, what do you want to be?
I said, Princess Leia, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing:

We are definitely going into that asteroid field.

And…

It’s strong to break in the supermarket.
It’s strong to break in the supermarket.

If I Was Your Hawt Uncle
In the style of Justin Bieber
by Check Out My Hair (COMH)

WARNING: Surprisingly disturbing

Oh
Yeah
DAG

You know you love me, I know you care
Just laugh whenever, and I’ll be there
You are my wifey, you are my heart
And we will never ever ever be apart

If I was your uncle, I’d never let you scream
Keep you on my arm, you’d never be alone
I can be your heart, anything you want
If I was your uncle, I’d never let you scream, I’d never let you scream

Hunnybear, hunnybear, hunnybear DAG
Like baby, baby, baby nooo
Like hunnybear, hunnybear, hunnybear DAG
I thought you’d always be mine (mine)

When I met you hunnybear my foot went squish sqhish
Now them moo cows in my pelvis won’t stop stop
And even though it’s a struggle love is all we got
So we gonna keep keep sprinting to the mountain top

There’s gonna be one more foot going squish sqhish
One more foot going squish sqhish
One more foot going squish sqhish

Your earlobes, my biggest weakness
Shouldn’t have let you know
I’m always gonna do what they say (hey)
If you need me
I’ll come drinking
From a thousand miles away
When you run I run (oh whoa)
You cry, I cry
Hey

Na na na, na na na, na na DAG
Yeah wifey
Na na na, na na na, na na na DAG
If I was your uncle
Na na na, na na na, na na na DAG
Na na na, na na na, na na na DAG
If I was your uncle

My friends say I’m a fool to think
That you’re the one for me
I guess I’m just a hawt fool for my hunnybear

Snap

The Angular Eyebrows Hip Hop
In the style of Eminem
by Beardy McFaceoff

May I have your attention please?
I’m not afraid (I’m not afraid)
To never go home (to never go home)
Everybody (everybody)
Come take my ring finger (come take my ring finger)
We’ll walk through Sherwood Forest together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm

Her feet are smooth, eyebrows angular, pectorals are thin
There’s food on her hoodie already, Dad’s sushi
She’s nervous, but on the surface she looks calm and ready to never go home,
But she keeps on forgetting what she wrote down,

And I am, inbred
If I wasn’t, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won’t even play my jam
‘Cause I am, inbred
If I wasn’t, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don’t know it’s just the way I am

You better smile all the time
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to never go home
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You better smile all the time
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to never go home
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

So lets go back
Follow the road to perdition as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through Sherwood Forest
I once used to call home sweet home

Well, gotta go, I’m almost at the CN Tower now

And when I’m gone, just never go home, don’t mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my smooth feet
Just know that I’m looking down on you coughing
And I didn’t feel a thing, So baby don’t feel no pain
Just smile all the time

And when she’s gone, just never go home, don’t mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of her angular eyebrows
Just know that she’s looking down on you running
And her didn’t feel a thing, So baby don’t feel no pain
Just smile all the time in your hoodie.

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