We hate to admit it, but a big part of being a successful rapper is looking cool. That, or looking totally stupid, but, like, on purpose.
This dude? He’s going for the first, but the results are much closer to the second. While on a photoshoot, Presto Flo decided he’d try to mean mug on a Clearwater, Florida seawall. It was windy that day, though, and Flo ended up falling right into the water. More specifically, an oyster bed, which gave him some scrapes and cuts.
Still, Keanu Reeve’s character Shane Falco said it best: Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever. [h/t Reddit]