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We're heartbroken Tavares doesn't play for Winnipeg because this is begging for a "Bennie and The Jets" joke.
Somehow this jersey and collared shirt combo made Jags a lot more pouty.
"You can see me score in the arena tonight, oh lord/Well I've been waiting for this moment all my life, oh lord..."
This version of Duncan Keith is still one of the world's best defensemen - but he also really, really loves cocaine.
Ryan Nugent-Hopkins is a killer player but not exactly intimidating. I think he should adopt this look to get goalies shitting their pants when he's streaking towards the net.
Little dudes, super mouthy - Sid and Sidney are pretty much twins.
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TSN welcomes reader submissions, and this smart aleck paired the godfather of shock rock with the shockingly unsafe and funny looking Cooperalls pants of yesteryear.
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...But the reader submission win definitely goes to this one, hitting both the wittiness mark and the super creepy face-blending prerequisite.
The same day people figured out that Photoshop could be used for hilarious dumb shit as well as legitimate photography post-production, they probably realized one of the best types of tomfoolery was dropping famous people’s heads onto other people’s bodies.
While this mind boggling switcheroo remains one of our personal favourites, the folks over at Straight Outta Cooperstown have hit a home run (sorry) with their mash-ups of rappers and baseball players. T.I. Cobb? Brilliant.
Now, the folks at TSN’s Bar Down blog have gleamed some inspiration from the concept and put together a more Canadian version. Ladies and gentlemen, we bring you the best of the “Rock ‘N’ Roll Hockey Cards.”
p.s. On a related note, and also because Nicolas Cage, check out this random What if Nicolas Cage was in the NHL? gallery. Terrifying.