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At least this one goes to charity.
Gross band fronted by gross dude releases gross shirt.
Hopefully the back leaves a space for your Sons of Anarchy patch.
Tom DeLonge won't be home for Christmas.
Do I have to?
Okay, this one is pretty clever.
There are dozens more.
Just in case you wanted to make your family dinner that much more awkward.
Surprisingly subtle for the Foos...
Look like an American Idiot even when the holidays hit!
Goes great with Dr. Pepper.
If only the sleeves stretched far enough to hide your knuckle tats.
To be fair, the Misfits are essentially a clothing brand at this point anyways.
Safe assumption that this one isn't made of wool.
A picture of Morrissey trying to kiss himself. Perfect.
Even the back is ugly!
Fucking Holidays? Yeesh.
This one's kind of clever. Uniquely ugly, too.
Again... and there were more that we left off.
run the jewels
Now this is one we'd like to see stitched.
Is this a cover of Taylor Swift's Christmas sweater?
This one, not so much.
Hey! It's Jimmy Fallon's band!
You are what you wear.
Martin Shkreli approved.
The Ugly Christmas Sweater trend jumped the shark when it stopped being unreasonable to expect to find one of Fonzie literally jumping a shark. Nothing hammers that home more than the flurry of inexplicable renditions we’re seeing from irrelevant metal bands to irrelevant brooding old British men (sup, Morrissey).
Certainly, some have hopped on the trend with good deeds in mind, but for every 2 Chainz there’s a Pantera. While it’s impossible to be truly comprehensive, we’ve put together a gallery of some of our, er, favourites. Some old, some new, all pretty much terrible.