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Crabcore's most dedicated fans. All 5 of them.
Ooh, Running Man to Twirligig to Hell's Windmill! I could nail this combo in Henry Rollins' Pro Pitter 3 for Xbox.
The Karate Kid Part IV: The Emo Years (2002) Quotes:
MR. MIYAGI: Daniel-san...why pants so tight?Loosen pants, then train.
David Attenborough: "Here we see the alpha male assert his dominance through ritualistic thwacking of his rival's buttocks." *Wry British chuckle* "Quite emasculating."
It's lonely at the top. When you're Lord of the Pit, you'd trade it all for just one more worthy opponent.
Damn, I haven't seen a greasy metal fan go down that quick since I threw a bunch of legos at the ceiling in that abandoned warehouse.
This is my exact reaction when I see it's Double Mozzaburger day at A&W.
We all dream of tackling the 'pick it up!' guy, but only heroes like these dare make dreams into reality.
Rare footage of me caught in mosh pit. Still trapped, please send help.
This is what a mosh pit looks like in 2015. Welcome to Obama's America.
No one knows what compels certain people to hurl themselves into their peers upon hearing chugging power chords, but scientists have many theories: Phases of the moon, overactive thetans, excessive alcohol consumption (pfft, whatever, egghead!).
Though the cause of the moshing compulsion is unknown, one thing is certain: wherever there is loud, aggressive music there will be these noble crusaders, ignominiously hurling themselves into the breach without regard for their well-being, or the safety of others. Oh wait, another thing is certain: there will be hilarious GIFs of these people for us to admire. Check out our favourites above. Share yours with us in the comments!