Louis Tomlinson‘s house is now on the market! Tomlinson had been initially listed the property to rent for a measly $400,000 a month. However, with this property now up for full ownership for one lucky buyer, Tomlinson seems to be opting for his Georgian Moderne residence. And who said millennials can’t own property *she asks as she cries into her avocado toast.*
Nestled in the mountains between Malibu and Calabasas, this property is a home away from home. For the low low price of $13.999 million dollars (Louis, couldn’t you just sell it for $14 million?), you can get:
- An outdoor living room (with a built-in barbeque area because Louis is not a pleb!),
- A formal living and dining room,
- A library
- An eat-in kitchen, a double-height family room
- A professional quality screening room along with an entertainment and games room
- Five bedrooms and eight bathrooms.
That’s not all. The property also includes a guardhouse, two guesthouses, a fitness pavilion, and a Japanese-style teahouse. Of course, the teahouse sits on the top of small hill surrounded by grapevines. Apparently, having a $13.999 million dollar property isn’t enough, so you obviously have to have a Japanese teahouse — the perfect way to impress any Tinder date.
If you really are a die-hard fan, this may be the most expensive piece of One Direction merch you can buy anytime soon. So, if you happen to have $13.999 million dollars lying around, you can now buy the rights to say “This is MTV and welcome to my crib” for probably the rest of your life.