This guy will cry at your funeral for $50

September 15, 2017

Professional mourning has never been so affordable!

Need someone to cry at an upcoming funeral, burial, internment requiem, or entombment your fear will be sparsely attended? Don’t worry, Facebooker Sylvester Ricardo Moss has you covered:

Only $100 for real Bahamian hollering? Not bad—that’s the kind of service that usually runs you north of $300, at least before the professional mourning industry started to get saturated a few years back. Jump on the Moss’s “Summer Special” pricing plan soon, unless you’re the kind of high roller who can afford to fly in Liu Jun-Lin.

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